In all likelihood, the Pittsburgh Penguins will not win the 2025 Stanley Cup. In fact, they probably won’t get close. So, if the chance to attend a Stanley Cup parade and brag online to fans in other cities is the only reason you watch hockey,

The Pittsburgh Penguins played 86 games in 2024, compiling a 37-36-13 record. Here's a breakdown of their statistics from the past year.

For fun purposes only and these aren’t predictions as in “hold these up to happening for sure” so much as thought provokers but here’s a possible outlook of what could be ahead in 2025 for the Penguins.